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How To Clean The Glass Between The Glass In Your Oven

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Step 1) Google How to clean the glass in your oven (the in between part)

Step 2) Read  a blog by some lady who has detailed every step, but only the first paragraph because everything after that is just boring

Step 3) Get your oldest screw driver, a hammer, a spatula and a drill bit and start unscrewing every single screw you can see

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Step 4) Pull all the glass pieces out of the oven, throw all of the screws and metal pieces in a pile on the floor

Step 5) Start cleaning the glass with windex. When that doesn’t do it, grab the steel wool and scrub

Step 6) use too much water and more windex and get all of the glass pieces nice and scratched up

Step 7-136) Try to reassemble the oven exactly the way it was…because if you don’t, you will lose heat and nothing (like the 13 pound turkey you are making in a few days for Thanksgiving) will cook correctly

Step 218) After 4 hours of glass shenanigans, stand back  and admire how lovely your oven looks…until you realize you can now see clearly inside the oven which is damn dirty.

20161120_221827Tomorrow I will explain how to install cup hooks inside the cupboard of the kitchen island by getting IN to the cupboard with a hammer, cup hooks and all of the pots and pans you own, which in my case is 337…